Why is it that I have a kitchen full of bananas, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, grapes, blackberries, and peaches and I am choosing to stick my hand into the bag of Starburst? Multiple times? Then hiding the wrappers in the mud room garbage can?
Plus, the Starburst are inside another bag that is tied in a knot and I have to untie the knot just to get into the bag.
So, my theory is that high fructose corn syrup + the taste of the rainbow, (wait ... that's Skittles) are = crack.