This morning, I walked into a crime scene. Unfortunately, most of the scene was vacuumed before I had a chance to properly document it.
Exhibit A: An ear with stuffing strewn on the floor.
Exhibit B: Poor Le Mutt shows signs of attacks on both legs and also the missing ear.
The Accused: Zoe D., age 3.5, loves swimming, squirrel chasing, and napping on hvac vents.
The Accomplice: Zeus D., age 3.5, loves belly rubs, barking at innocent by passers, and sun baths.
The Verdict: While there has been no official confession from the accused, upon initial questioning, the accused actually took Le Mutt into her mouth again and returned to the crime scene. She was also found with stuffing in her fur. With this type of behavior, we have no doubt as to guilt of the accused. Showing little remorse for her victim, she has since taken a nap, eye-balled a turkey sandwich, and looked slightly guilty when receiving behind-the-ear scratches.